The Suspect
Female
Age: 5.583
Height: Over 3 feet, but less than 4, we think. (if her mommy would hang her growth chart that has been sitting behind the suspect's bookshelf for two years, we would know her exact height. But she hasn't, so we don't.)
Hair: Sandy blonde
Eyes: Blue as the sky
Alias: The Notorious E.L.A.
Suspect has been charged with consuming chocolate milk while at school, against her mother's wishes. There are no witnesses. Although suspect has not actually been SEEN partaking in this illegal activity, the evidence is written all over her shirt.
Moreover, it has been rumored that suspect has gone as far as to pour the chocolate milk over Froot Loops during breakfast time. OH THE HORROR.
The penalty? A lifetime sentence of drinking boring old white milk.
And if the suspect chooses to continue chugging her 'plain' milk out of a stein to liven the experience up a little, she will be punished to the full extent of the law.
3 comments:
Why don't you want her to drink chocolate milk?
Because she has two opportunities to get chocolate milk in the day (she has breakfast and lunch at school), and because she's a total glutton, I know she would get it both times every day. The problem is that when she has any form of chocolate, she gets an all-out caffeine buzz and becomes uncontrollable. Chocolate Milk=Crazy La.
cutest, sweetest con i ever did see :)
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